Serial ridiculous creator and corn dog connoisseur. I love humans, coffee, and Arnold Palmer (the drink, not the golfer) All opinions found here are mine - they are not necessarily shared by reasonably-minded people and/or my benevolent corporate overlords. Sarcasm is my language. Communications teacher - been puttin' the elation in Public Relations for 10 years (or so) Aggressively . Somehow I am married and in the process of raising two more serial corn dog eaters. Can be found in room 1302.